A blonde pick ups her dress from the dry cleaners, when she leaves the Cashier says, "Come again!" Bonde said, "Nah..It was ketchup this time."
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours." "All right. How long do you need them?" The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check." After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."
You could give me 37 years to do homework and I still wouldn't do it until the night before.
"Backspace key"... hiding feelings since ages.
Two eggs were kissing on a bed when the female egg said, "I have to go change. I'll be back in a minute." Five minutes later, the the female egg walked out in a slinky "egg"lige, rubbing her hands up and down her smooth, oval-shaped body. Instantly, the male egg slapped his hands on the top of his head, covering it completely. "What are you doing?," the female egg asked. He replied, "The last time I was this hard, someone cracked me on the head with a spoon."
Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.
Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.