The best time jokes

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time
Hide an alarm clock in someone's bedroom and set it for 3:00 a.m.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: April fools, time
I know an archaeologist who can tell you what period a tampon was from.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, time, work
Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared. These are known as black holes.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, travel
A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, time
Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food, time
Two boys have taken part in IQ tests at the well-known psychologist. The first boy has opened the door after 30 minutes of testing and has screamed: "wow, perfect, unbelievable, I have 60 points, I have 60 points!" After another 30 minutes has opened the door the second boy and has screamed: "wow, super, I have 62 points, I have 62 points!" They sat down and asked each other: "and what does it mean, that you have 60 points and I have 62 points? Let us ask the psychologist what does it mean?" The psychologist has said: "the 60 and 62 points means that you are both idiots."
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: doctor, mean, stupid, time
They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs. They found two distinct species. They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, gay, history, science, time
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