The best time jokes

In the dim and distant past, when life's tempo wasn't so fast, Grandma used to rock and knit, Crochet, tat and babysit. When the kids were in a jam, they could always call on Gram. However, today she's in the gym exercising to keep slim. She's checking the web or surfing the net, sending some e-mail or placing a bet. Nothing seems to stop or block her, now that Grandma's off her rocker.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: gym, kids, memory, old people, time
Q: What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? A: One says "See you later" and the other says "In a while".
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, time
Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: racist, time
No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym, time
A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge on the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on time, but the male arrived an hour late. "Where were you? I was worried sick." "It was such nice day, I decided to walk."
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: bird, couple, sport, time
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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has 52.97 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: athlete, time
Fishing in a frozen lake It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a bite. He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice next to him. The young boy dropped his fishing line and minutes later he hooked a Largemouth Bass. The old man couldn't believe his eyes but chalked it up to plain luck. Shortly thereafter, the young boy pulled in another large catch. The young boy kept catching fish after fish. Finally, the old man couldn't take it any longer. "Son" he said, "I've been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You've been here only a few minutes and have caught a half dozen fish! How do you do it?" The boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm." "What was that?" the old man asked. Again the boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm." "Look," said the old man, "I can't understand a word you're saying." The boy spat the bait into his hand and said... "You have to keep the worms warm!"
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fish, sport, time, winter
Ten years without brushing causes horrible tooth decade.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dentist, health, time
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