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Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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has 31.48 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, time
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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has 31.39 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, cowboy, time
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, technology, time, Yo mama
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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has 30.92 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cowboy, time
Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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has 30.77 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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has 30.77 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, time
A lecturer who was drunk walked in a class. Ater few minutes he wanted to urinate, he ran out and open a zip slowly, so that he may urinate. After urinating, that's when he realized that the zip he opened was for a jacket.
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has 30.43 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dirty, drunk, school, stupid, time
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. They don't have time.
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has 30.41 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: men, sex, time, women
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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has 29.98 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, travel
It's legal to earn money playing hockey Many people play hockey even after they're married The puck's always hard The protective equipment is reusable It lasts at least an hour A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommon You always know how big the stick is You can clean your stick in public without anyone minding You can change players on the fly You don't have to be embarrassed if you don't get the puck up Everyone is finished when the buzzer sounds Your parents cheer when you score Periods last only 20 minutes You're sure to get it at least twice a week You can tell your friends about it afterwards.
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: marriage, money, sport, time
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