Chuck Norris bunked school one day.
Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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A lecturer who was drunk walked in a class.
Ater few minutes he wanted to urinate, he ran out and open a zip slowly, so that he may urinate.
After urinating, that's when he realized that the zip he opened was for a jacket.
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time.
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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It's legal to earn money playing hockey
Many people play hockey even after they're married
The puck's always hard
The protective equipment is reusable
It lasts at least an hour
A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommon
You always know how big the stick is
You can clean your stick in public without anyone minding
You can change players on the fly
You don't have to be embarrassed if you don't get the puck up
Everyone is finished when the buzzer sounds
Your parents cheer when you score
Periods last only 20 minutes
You're sure to get it at least twice a week
You can tell your friends about it afterwards.