Chuck Norris bunked school one day.
Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
Awwww, kids. They blow up so fast...
Get it, kids grow up so fast.
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God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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