The best ugly jokes

"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"
Vote: has 76.32 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Vote: has 75.86 % from 226 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Vote: has 75.57 % from 59 votes. Send joke:

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Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Vote: has 75.00 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

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Either the woman at the back of the train has two really ugly children, or two seriously cool Pokémons.
Vote: has 72.71 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
Vote: has 71.85 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Vote: has 71.43 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Vote: has 71.34 % from 107 votes. Send joke:

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A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!" The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
Vote: has 70.01 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
Vote: has 69.86 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

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