Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm sexy". Some days I just stand at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!" The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
Kid: "Mom, am I ugly?" Mom: "I told you not to call me mom in public."
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.
A lady at a party goes up to Winston Churchill and tells him, "Sir, you are drunk." Churchill replies, "Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!