The best ugly jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
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has 77.11 % from 306 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, poems, ugly
"Siri, why am I still single?" Siri activates front camera.
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has 77.03 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: insulting, single, technology, ugly
I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm sexy". Some days I just stand at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.
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has 76.27 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly
"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!" The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
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has 76.20 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, vulgar
Kid: "Mom, am I ugly?" Mom: "I told you not to call me mom in public."
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has 75.57 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: family, kids, ugly
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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has 75.46 % from 413 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
A lady at a party goes up to Winston Churchill and tells him, "Sir, you are drunk." Churchill replies, "Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."
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has 73.17 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, mean, party, ugly, women
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
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has 72.81 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.
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has 72.74 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
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has 71.51 % from 248 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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