The best ugly jokes

Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
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has 76.80 % from 245 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm sexy". Some days I just stand at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.
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has 76.74 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly
Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
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has 76.42 % from 320 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, poems, ugly
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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has 75.52 % from 414 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!" The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
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has 75.03 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, vulgar
Kid: "Mom, am I ugly?" Mom: "I told you not to call me mom in public."
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has 74.05 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: family, kids, ugly
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
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has 72.81 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.
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has 72.74 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, ugly, Yo mama
A lady at a party goes up to Winston Churchill and tells him, "Sir, you are drunk." Churchill replies, "Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."
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has 72.70 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, mean, party, ugly, women
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
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has 71.31 % from 250 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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