As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
"Siri, why am I still single?" Siri activates front camera.
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!" "Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive." "I also heard that you’ve been calling me fat?" "Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are." "I’ve also heard that you’re saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!" "Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!"
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
Alcohol doesn't make you FAT... it makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!