Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.
Kid: "Mom, am I ugly?" Mom: "I told you not to call me mom in public."
A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?" "Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?" "Because you're really ugly," replied the man.
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.
"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"
Two blondes were talking together: First: "How about your engaged Jim? Is he keeping well?" Second: "He isn't just now my engaged." First: Hi good news. His nose was too big and his head was bald with an ugly face!" Second: "He is now my husband!"
Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.