The best ugly jokes

Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
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Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
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Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
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As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
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"Siri, why am I still single?" Siri activates front camera.
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Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
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Alcohol doesn't make you FAT... it makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!
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Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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