The best ugly jokes

Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!" "Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive." "I also heard that you’ve been calling me fat?" "Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are." "I’ve also heard that you’re saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!" "Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!"
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has 71.14 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: fat, husband, sex, ugly, women
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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has 70.87 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
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has 70.45 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"
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has 70.36 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: insulting, single, ugly
Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.
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has 69.85 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: food, mean, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?
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has 69.38 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, time, ugly, Yo mama
A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?" "Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?" "Because you're really ugly," replied the man.
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has 69.30 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, single, ugly, women
Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.
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has 68.50 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
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has 68.28 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: beauty, health, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, fat, ugly, Yo mama
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