The best ugly jokes

"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"
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has 72.70 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: insulting, single, ugly
Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.
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has 72.29 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
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has 72.27 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.
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has 71.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: food, mean, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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has 71.04 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!" "Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive." "I also heard that you’ve been calling me fat?" "Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are." "I’ve also heard that you’re saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!" "Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!"
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has 70.89 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: fat, husband, sex, ugly, women
I'm not saying my wife is ugly... but on Halloween, she went to tell the neighbors to turn their TV down and they gave her some candy.
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: food, Halloween, ugly, wife
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?
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has 70.72 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, time, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.
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has 69.86 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: time, ugly, Yo mama
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