The best ugly jokes

"Siri, why am I still single?" Siri activates front camera.
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Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
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Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!" "Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive." "I also heard that you’ve been calling me fat?" "Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are." "I’ve also heard that you’re saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!" "Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!"
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Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
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Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
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Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
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Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
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