Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!"
"Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive."
"I also heard that you’ve been calling me fat?"
"Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are."
"I’ve also heard that you’re saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!"
"Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!"
"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?"
"What"
"We're both ugly!"
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.
A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"
Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."