The best ugly jokes

Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.
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has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: food, mean, ugly, Yo mama
Kid: "Mom, am I ugly?" Mom: "I told you not to call me mom in public."
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has 74.71 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: family, kids, ugly
A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?" "Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?" "Because you're really ugly," replied the man.
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has 74.28 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, single, ugly, women
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
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has 72.56 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
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has 72.56 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.
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has 72.39 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, ugly, Yo mama
"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"
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has 72.18 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: insulting, single, ugly
Two blondes were talking together: First: "How about your engaged Jim? Is he keeping well?" Second: "He isn't just now my engaged." First: Hi good news. His nose was too big and his head was bald with an ugly face!" Second: "He is now my husband!"
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has 72.05 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, husband, stupid, ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.
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has 71.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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has 71.40 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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