Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?"
"What"
"We're both ugly!"
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!"
"Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive."
"I also heard that you’ve been calling me fat?"
"Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are."
"I’ve also heard that you’re saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!"
"Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!"
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
Alcohol doesn't make you FAT... it makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.