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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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has 74.81 % from 385 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm sexy". Some days I just stand at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.
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has 74.78 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly
"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"
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has 74.78 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: insulting, single, ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?
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has 74.54 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, time, ugly, Yo mama
Two blondes were talking together: First: "How about your engaged Jim? Is he keeping well?" Second: "He isn't just now my engaged." First: Hi good news. His nose was too big and his head was bald with an ugly face!" Second: "He is now my husband!"
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has 73.64 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, husband, stupid, ugly
Yo mama so ugly, Instagram tagged her selfies 'explicit content'.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: technology, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
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has 71.97 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
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has 71.97 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.
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has 71.61 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.
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has 71.40 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
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