The best ugly jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
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has 75.29 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, poems, ugly
A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?" "Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?" "Because you're really ugly," replied the man.
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has 75.25 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, single, ugly, women
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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has 75.19 % from 378 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm sexy". Some days I just stand at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.
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has 74.78 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly
Two blondes were talking together: First: "How about your engaged Jim? Is he keeping well?" Second: "He isn't just now my engaged." First: Hi good news. His nose was too big and his head was bald with an ugly face!" Second: "He is now my husband!"
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has 73.64 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, husband, stupid, ugly
Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.
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has 72.17 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, ugly, Yo mama
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!" The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: food, husband, ugly, vulgar, wife
A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, women
Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.
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has 70.39 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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has 70.14 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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