"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"
Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!" "Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive." "I also heard that you’ve been calling me fat?" "Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are." "I’ve also heard that you’re saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!" "Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!"
I'm not saying my wife is ugly... but on Halloween, she went to tell the neighbors to turn their TV down and they gave her some candy.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?
Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.