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Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
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I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm sexy". Some days I just stand at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.
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Two blondes were talking together: First: "How about your engaged Jim? Is he keeping well?" Second: "He isn't just now my engaged." First: Hi good news. His nose was too big and his head was bald with an ugly face!" Second: "He is now my husband!"
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You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time they make a group photo.
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Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
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Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.
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Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!" "Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive." "I also heard that you’ve been calling me fat?" "Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are." "I’ve also heard that you’re saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!" "Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!"
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
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