The best ugly jokes

I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm sexy". Some days I just stand at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.
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Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.
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Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
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Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
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Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
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Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time they make a group photo.
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A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
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Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
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Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?
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