Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm sexy". Some days I just stand at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.
"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?
Two blondes were talking together: First: "How about your engaged Jim? Is he keeping well?" Second: "He isn't just now my engaged." First: Hi good news. His nose was too big and his head was bald with an ugly face!" Second: "He is now my husband!"
Yo mama so ugly, Instagram tagged her selfies 'explicit content'.
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.
Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.