Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
"Siri, why am I still single?" Siri activates front camera.
Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
Alcohol doesn't make you FAT... it makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!