The best ugly jokes

Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
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has 71.53 % from 252 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.
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has 71.40 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: food, mean, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
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has 71.00 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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has 70.90 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!" "Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive." "I also heard that you’ve been calling me fat?" "Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are." "I’ve also heard that you’re saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!" "Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!"
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has 70.72 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: fat, husband, sex, ugly, women
"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"
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has 70.72 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: insulting, single, ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?
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has 70.07 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, time, ugly, Yo mama
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
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has 69.38 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: beauty, health, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.
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has 68.97 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, women
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