The best ugly jokes

Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: time, ugly, Yo mama
Alcohol doesn't make you FAT... it makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, fat, ugly
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, fat, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
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has 68.01 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
I'm not saying my wife is ugly... but on Halloween, she went to tell the neighbors to turn their TV down and they gave her some candy.
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: food, Halloween, ugly, wife
An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol. “Ma’am, did you know you were speeding?” the officer said. The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?” “He said you were speeding!” the old man yelled. The patrolman then asked, “May I see your license?” The woman turned to her husband again, “What did he say?” The old man yelled back, “He wants to see your license!” The woman then gave the officer her license. “I see you are from Arkansas,” the patrolman said. “I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen.” The woman turned to her husband again and asked, “What did he say?” The old man replied, “He said he knows you!
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has 66.88 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: cop, dating, husband, old people, ugly
Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?" "Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?" "Because you're really ugly," replied the man.
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has 66.72 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, single, ugly, women
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
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has 66.17 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: doctor, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
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has 66.16 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
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