Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Alcohol doesn't make you FAT... it makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!
Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.
I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a woman who was walking a young child. "Lady", said the drunk, "that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. Damn, that is one ugly child!." As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears. Just then, a mailman came to her rescue. "What's the matter, madam?" he asked. "I've just been horribly insulted" she sobbed. "There there," said the mailman, reaching into his pocket. "Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here's a banana for the chimp"
A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks. "No", the guy says, "She's not that ugly."
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.