Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
Alcohol doesn't make you FAT... it makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
Two blondes were talking together: First: "How about your engaged Jim? Is he keeping well?" Second: "He isn't just now my engaged." First: Hi good news. His nose was too big and his head was bald with an ugly face!" Second: "He is now my husband!"
A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
Bertie comes sadly to his mommy and says, "Mom, the kids have been mean to me. They keep teasing me that my feet are too big. Please tell me honestly. Are my feet to big?" "Of course not, Bertie. Now go put your shoes in the garage, the dinner is ready."
Either the woman at the back of the train has two really ugly children, or two seriously cool Pokémons.
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.