The best ugly jokes

Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
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has 67.90 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: beauty, health, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Alcohol doesn't make you FAT... it makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, fat, ugly
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, fat, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: time, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
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has 66.75 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: doctor, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Two blondes were talking together: First: "How about your engaged Jim? Is he keeping well?" Second: "He isn't just now my engaged." First: Hi good news. His nose was too big and his head was bald with an ugly face!" Second: "He is now my husband!"
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has 66.72 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, husband, stupid, ugly
A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, women
Bertie comes sadly to his mommy and says, "Mom, the kids have been mean to me. They keep teasing me that my feet are too big. Please tell me honestly. Are my feet to big?" "Of course not, Bertie. Now go put your shoes in the garage, the dinner is ready."
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: kids, mean, ugly
Either the woman at the back of the train has two really ugly children, or two seriously cool Pokémons.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: kids, ugly, women
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: insulting, technology, ugly, Yo mama
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