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Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.
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Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
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A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks. "No", the guy says, "She's not that ugly."
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
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Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
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I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a woman who was walking a young child. "Lady", said the drunk, "that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. Damn, that is one ugly child!." As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears. Just then, a mailman came to her rescue. "What's the matter, madam?" he asked. "I've just been horribly insulted" she sobbed. "There there," said the mailman, reaching into his pocket. "Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here's a banana for the chimp"
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Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
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A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks. "No", the guy says, "She's not that ugly."
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Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
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