During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
Teacher: "In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?" Pupil: "Holding up the telegraph lines!"