What is the best job in a country which is war-prone?
"Foreign ambassador."
Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World...
War.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order.
Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray?
A: Family research.