During the Iraq War, As a soldier was saying good-bye to his family, his five-year-old son, James, held his leg and started pleading not to leave. "No, Daddy, please don't go!" he kept repeating. They were beginning to make a scene when his wife, desperate to calm him, said, "Let Daddy go and I'll take you to get a pizza." Immediately, James loosened his death grip, stepped back and in a calm voice said, "'Bye, Daddy."
How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed.
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.