Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull.
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
A: How do children in Baghdad do? A: Bombastically.
What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
Teacher: "In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?" Pupil: "Holding up the telegraph lines!"
Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!