During the Iraq War, As a soldier was saying good-bye to his family, his five-year-old son, James, held his leg and started pleading not to leave.
"No, Daddy, please don't go!" he kept repeating.
They were beginning to make a scene when his wife, desperate to calm him, said, "Let Daddy go and I'll take you to get a pizza." Immediately, James loosened his death grip, stepped back and in a calm voice said, "'Bye, Daddy."
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order.
Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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How does an octopus go to war?
Well-armed.
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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