The best war jokes

During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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has 40.51 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military, war
Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
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has 38.25 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fart, fat, war, Yo mama
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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has 38.25 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Teacher: "In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?" Pupil: "Holding up the telegraph lines!"
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has 35.24 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: phone, school, teacher, war
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