What is the best job in a country which is war-prone? "Foreign ambassador."
Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.