Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World...
War.
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What is the best job in a country which is war-prone?
"Foreign ambassador."
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?
A bull pull.
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order.
Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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