Teacher: "In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?"
Pupil: "Holding up the telegraph lines!"
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray?
A: Family research.
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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A: How do children in Baghdad do?
A: Bombastically.
What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree?
Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
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Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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