Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.
What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull.
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
A: How do children in Baghdad do? A: Bombastically.
What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!