What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull.
Teacher: "In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?" Pupil: "Holding up the telegraph lines!"
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
A: How do children in Baghdad do? A: Bombastically.
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!