The best war jokes

Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.
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has 35.76 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, jewish, war
Teacher: "In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?" Pupil: "Holding up the telegraph lines!"
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has 35.24 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: phone, school, teacher, war
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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has 33.88 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, military, war
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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has 31.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, war
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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has 29.42 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, Chuck Norris, war
A: How do children in Baghdad do? A: Bombastically.
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has 27.74 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, kids, life, war
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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has 27.61 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, war
What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
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has 24.38 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting, war
Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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has 23.84 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military, war