The best war jokes

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, war
Teacher: "In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?" Pupil: "Holding up the telegraph lines!"
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has 34.91 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: phone, school, teacher, war
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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has 34.57 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, military, war
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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has 32.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, war
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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has 30.41 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, Chuck Norris, war
A: How do children in Baghdad do? A: Bombastically.
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has 28.82 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, kids, life, war
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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has 28.48 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, war
What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
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has 24.15 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting, war
Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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has 23.61 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military, war