The best war jokes

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
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How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed.
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Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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