Q: Why do Soviet soldiers always miss? A: They have terrible Marxmanship.
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
Some American academics, discussing the Six Day War with an Israeli general, were eager to know how it had ended so quickly. The general told them, "We had a crack regiment at the most sensitive front. It was made entirely of lawyers and accountants. When the time came to charge - boy, did they know how to charge!"
Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.