The best war jokes

World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull.
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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A: How do children in Baghdad do? A: Bombastically.
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Teacher: "In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?" Pupil: "Holding up the telegraph lines!"
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Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
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What is the best job in a country which is war-prone? "Foreign ambassador."
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