World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull.
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
A: How do children in Baghdad do? A: Bombastically.
Teacher: "In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?" Pupil: "Holding up the telegraph lines!"
Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
What is the best job in a country which is war-prone? "Foreign ambassador."