How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed.
One of my friends returned from Afghanistan and I asked him if he is going to the party tomorrow. He said he can't walk.
During the Iraq War, As a soldier was saying good-bye to his family, his five-year-old son, James, held his leg and started pleading not to leave. "No, Daddy, please don't go!" he kept repeating. They were beginning to make a scene when his wife, desperate to calm him, said, "Let Daddy go and I'll take you to get a pizza." Immediately, James loosened his death grip, stepped back and in a calm voice said, "'Bye, Daddy."
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.