In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed.
Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.