The best war jokes

How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, war
One of my friends returned from Afghanistan and I asked him if he is going to the party tomorrow. He said he can't walk.
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has 53.55 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, military, party, war
During the Iraq War, As a soldier was saying good-bye to his family, his five-year-old son, James, held his leg and started pleading not to leave. "No, Daddy, please don't go!" he kept repeating. They were beginning to make a scene when his wife, desperate to calm him, said, "Let Daddy go and I'll take you to get a pizza." Immediately, James loosened his death grip, stepped back and in a calm voice said, "'Bye, Daddy."
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has 52.64 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: family, food, kids, military, war
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
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has 50.65 % from 279 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time, war
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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has 47.48 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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has 45.60 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, war
Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, war
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
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