The best war jokes

How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed.
has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, war
During the Iraq War, As a soldier was saying good-bye to his family, his five-year-old son, James, held his leg and started pleading not to leave. "No, Daddy, please don't go!" he kept repeating. They were beginning to make a scene when his wife, desperate to calm him, said, "Let Daddy go and I'll take you to get a pizza." Immediately, James loosened his death grip, stepped back and in a calm voice said, "'Bye, Daddy."
has 50.97 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: family, food, kids, military, war
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
has 50.46 % from 280 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time, war
One of my friends returned from Afghanistan and I asked him if he is going to the party tomorrow. He said he can't walk.
has 49.65 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, military, party, war
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
has 47.48 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, war
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
has 46.63 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, war
What is the best job in a country which is war-prone? "Foreign ambassador."
has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: military, war, work
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
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