The best war jokes

Q: Why do Soviet soldiers always miss? A: They have terrible Marxmanship.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, management, war
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.
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has 55.71 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, jewish, war
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
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has 55.01 % from 251 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time, war
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, war
Some American academics, discussing the Six Day War with an Israeli general, were eager to know how it had ended so quickly. The general told them, "We had a crack regiment at the most sensitive front. It was made entirely of lawyers and accountants. When the time came to charge - boy, did they know how to charge!"
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: accountant, college, ethnic, money, war
Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, war
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