The best war jokes

Q: Why do Soviet soldiers always miss? A: They have terrible Marxmanship.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, management, war
Some American academics, discussing the Six Day War with an Israeli general, were eager to know how it had ended so quickly. The general told them, "We had a crack regiment at the most sensitive front. It was made entirely of lawyers and accountants. When the time came to charge - boy, did they know how to charge!"
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: accountant, college, ethnic, money, war
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
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has 55.01 % from 251 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time, war
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, war
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, war
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