In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
Teacher: "In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?" Pupil: "Holding up the telegraph lines!"
What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
What is the best job in a country which is war-prone? "Foreign ambassador."