The best weather jokes

Q: How are women and tornadoes alike? A: They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they go.
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: mean, weather, women
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
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has 74.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: money, political, weather
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
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has 74.17 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: racist, weather
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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has 73.50 % from 201 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snow blower coming.
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has 73.12 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: dirty, weather
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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has 72.57 % from 222 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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has 72.55 % from 485 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weather
The July temperature in Joplin climbed over the one hundred mark. Despite the scorching heat, Bozell was outside painting his house. A passerby stopped for a moment to watch him and then asked, "How cum yer wearin' two jackets?" "'Cause," said the redneck, "the directions on the can say ta put on two coats!"
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: mean, redneck, vulgar, weather
It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: geography, time, weather
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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has 71.45 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
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