The best weather jokes

Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
Vote: has 72.95 % from 101 votes. Send joke:

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Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.
Vote: has 72.71 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

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Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?" Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"
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Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
Vote: has 72.56 % from 43 votes. Send joke:

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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
Vote: has 72.30 % from 318 votes. Send joke:

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