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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
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Q: What 80's rock band is banned from New Orleans and why? A: The Scorpions. Every time they're in town, they rock you like a hurricane.
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Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?" Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"
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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
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