The best weather jokes

On a Trans-Atlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman, in particular, loses it! Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well, I've had it! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a woman?" For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's drop-dead gorgeous. Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Here, iron this."
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has 74.63 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: airplane, death, sex, time, weather
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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has 74.07 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Q: How are women and tornadoes alike? A: They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they go.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: mean, weather, women
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
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has 73.13 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: money, political, weather
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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has 72.45 % from 221 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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has 72.19 % from 570 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weather
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
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has 72.03 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: racist, weather
I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
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has 71.97 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: internet, stupid, technology, weather
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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has 71.73 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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has 71.43 % from 417 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weather
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