Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.
Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?" Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!