Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers?
A: When they dance they make it rain.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado.
Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
Q: What 80's rock band is banned from New Orleans and why?
A: The Scorpions. Every time they're in town, they rock you like a hurricane.
Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?"
Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.