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Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
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Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
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Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
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There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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