The best weather jokes

Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
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has 76.33 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
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has 76.31 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: racist, weather
I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
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has 75.95 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: internet, stupid, technology, weather
There were these two blonds and they locked their keys in their car. The one blonde says to the other, "What do we do? Do we get a coat hanger and pick the lock?" The other one replied, "No, people will think we're trying to break in." The other one said, "Well do we get a knife and cut the rubber and pop the lock?" The other one answered," No, people will think we're too stupid to use the coat hanger." The other one said, "Well we better think of something quick because it's starting to rain and the sunroof is open."
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has 75.62 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: car, communication, stupid, weather
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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has 74.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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has 74.64 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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has 74.23 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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has 74.08 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?" Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"
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has 73.48 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: holiday, stupid, weather
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