The best weather jokes

Q: How are women and tornadoes alike? A: They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they go.
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Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Vote: has 76.04 % from 134 votes. Send joke:

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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
Vote: has 75.97 % from 22 votes. Send joke:

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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
Vote: has 75.26 % from 148 votes. Send joke:

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Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?" Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"
Vote: has 74.21 % from 31 votes. Send joke:

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Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
Vote: has 74.20 % from 46 votes. Send joke:

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Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
Vote: has 73.93 % from 127 votes. Send joke:

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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
Vote: has 73.58 % from 68 votes. Send joke:

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It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
Vote: has 73.52 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
Vote: has 72.94 % from 429 votes. Send joke:

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