It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Q: How are women and tornadoes alike?
A: They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they go.
There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers?
A: When they dance they make it rain.
I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like.
How do you do that?
I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
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There was a tornado in my area the other day.
The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snow blower coming.