Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.