The best weather jokes

It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
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has 73.68 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: money, political, weather
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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has 73.65 % from 198 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Q: How are women and tornadoes alike? A: They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they go.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: mean, weather, women
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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has 72.45 % from 221 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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has 72.21 % from 582 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weather
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
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has 72.17 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: racist, weather
I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
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has 71.97 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: internet, stupid, technology, weather
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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has 71.55 % from 430 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weather
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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has 71.45 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snow blower coming.
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has 71.45 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: dirty, weather
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