The best weather jokes

Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
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has 75.69 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: racist, weather
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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has 75.23 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
On a Trans-Atlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman, in particular, loses it! Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well, I've had it! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a woman?" For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's drop-dead gorgeous. Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Here, iron this."
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has 74.71 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: airplane, death, sex, time, weather
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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has 74.58 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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has 74.40 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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has 73.68 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
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has 73.05 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: internet, stupid, technology, weather
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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has 72.94 % from 500 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weather
Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
The Sun is shining, what a beautiful day! It would be a pity not to sit this day in a pub by the window though.
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has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, weather
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