It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Q: How are women and tornadoes alike?
A: They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they go.
Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snow blower coming.
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers?
A: When they dance they make it rain.
There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like.
How do you do that?
I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
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There was a tornado in my area the other day.
The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.