Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
The Sun is shining, what a beautiful day! It would be a pity not to sit this day in a pub by the window though.
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.