The best weather jokes

I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
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has 70.76 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: internet, stupid, technology, weather
Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?" Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: holiday, stupid, weather
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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has 69.61 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Q: What 80's rock band is banned from New Orleans and why? A: The Scorpions. Every time they're in town, they rock you like a hurricane.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, geography, music, weather
Q: How are women and a hurricane alike? A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.
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has 68.01 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: cat, dirty, mean, weather, women
Q: How did the hail stone describe its life? A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: life, weather
Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches. Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".
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has 66.62 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, weather
There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: technology, weather
Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.
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has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, weather
The Sun is shining, what a beautiful day! It would be a pity not to sit this day in a pub by the window though.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, weather
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