The best weather jokes

What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
has 71.27 % from 614 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weather
I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
has 70.46 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: internet, stupid, technology, weather
Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?" Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"
has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: holiday, stupid, weather
Q: What 80's rock band is banned from New Orleans and why? A: The Scorpions. Every time they're in town, they rock you like a hurricane.
has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, geography, music, weather
Q: How did the hail stone describe its life? A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.
has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: life, weather
Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches. Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".
has 67.11 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, weather
Q: How are women and a hurricane alike? A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.
has 65.56 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: cat, dirty, mean, weather, women
Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.
has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, weather
Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
has 62.30 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: technology, weather
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