What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast? A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?" Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"
Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches. Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.