The best weather jokes

Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?" Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"
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It was very hot, and this guy runs to a nearby store to buy a hand fan. There were two similar fans in make and model but one was 25 cents and the other was 50 cents. The guy opted for the cheaper one thinking that they work the same way. Before he left the store, the owner tried to impress on the buyer on how each works, but the buyer was not interested - a fan is a fan is a fan, and he knows how to work it. The 25 cent fan broke. He came back yelling and screaming that the fan was no good. The owner explained that he should have got the operating instructions: "With the 50 cent fan, you move your wrist left and right to get the air flowing. With the 25 cent fan which works differently, you hold the fan steady in your wrist and move your head left to right to get the air flowing."
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More jokes about: customer service, money, stupid, technology, weather
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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More jokes about: black people, racist, weather
The Sun is shining, what a beautiful day! It would be a pity not to sit this day in a pub by the window though.
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More jokes about: alcohol, bar, weather
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snow blower coming.
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More jokes about: dirty, weather
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.
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More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, weather


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