The Sun is shining, what a beautiful day! It would be a pity not to sit this day in a pub by the window though.
I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.
Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?" Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"