The best weather jokes

The Sun is shining, what a beautiful day! It would be a pity not to sit this day in a pub by the window though.
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has 73.89 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, weather
I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
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has 73.58 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: internet, stupid, technology, weather
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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has 72.67 % from 530 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weather
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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has 72.00 % from 376 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weather
It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: geography, time, weather
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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has 71.40 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, weather
Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?" Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: holiday, stupid, weather
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