The best weather jokes

Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast? A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
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There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches. Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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Q: How did the hail stone describe it's life? A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.
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