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There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
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It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
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Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast? A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? A: Because then the children have to play inside.
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Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches. Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms.
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Q: How did the hail stone describe it's life? A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.
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