Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast? A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches. Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".
After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
Q: How did the hail stone describe it's life? A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.