The July temperature in Joplin climbed over the one hundred mark.
Despite the scorching heat, Bozell was outside painting his house.
A passerby stopped for a moment to watch him and then asked, "How cum yer wearin' two jackets?"
"'Cause," said the redneck, "the directions on the can say ta put on two coats!"
It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?"
Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"
There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days.
It's called Monday.
Vote:
Q: How did the hail stone describe its life?
A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.
Q: What 80's rock band is banned from New Orleans and why?
A: The Scorpions. Every time they're in town, they rock you like a hurricane.
Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.
Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!"
The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".
Q: How are women and a hurricane alike?
A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.
Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.