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Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast? A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
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There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms.
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Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches. Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".
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Q: How did the hail stone describe it's life? A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.
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Q: What are the hottest days during summer? A: Sun-days
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Q: What game do tornadoes like to play? A: Twister.
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All employees are encouraged to stay with relatives and friends while on business travel. If weather permits, public areas such as parks should be used as temporary lodging sites. Bus terminals, train stations, and office lobbies may provide shelter in periods of inclement weather.
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