The best weather jokes

Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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has 72.92 % from 476 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weather
The Sun is shining, what a beautiful day! It would be a pity not to sit this day in a pub by the window though.
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has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, weather
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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has 72.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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has 71.64 % from 337 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weather
Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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has 69.96 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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has 69.85 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: money, political, weather
Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, weather
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