The best weather jokes

What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
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Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast? A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
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There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?" Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"
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Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches. Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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