The best weather jokes

Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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has 71.55 % from 351 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weather
Q: How are women and tornadoes alike? A: They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they go.
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: mean, weather, women
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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has 70.90 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: money, political, weather
It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: geography, time, weather
Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, weather
Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?" Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: holiday, stupid, weather
Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snow blower coming.
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has 68.81 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty, weather
There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: technology, weather
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