The Sun is shining, what a beautiful day!
It would be a pity not to sit this day in a pub by the window though.
I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like.
How do you do that?
I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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There was a tornado in my area the other day.
The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor?
A: Not cool.
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Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?"
Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"