The best jokes about women

Question: What’s the ideal breakfast setting? Answer: You’re sitting at the kitchen table and your son is on the cover of the Wheaties box, your mistress is on the cover of Playboy, and your wife is on the back of a milk carton.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: food, wife, women
A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.
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has 60.80 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: sex, women
On a crowded bus, an old lady noticed that a man had his eyes closed. "What's the matter? Are you sick?" she asked. "No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see old ladies standing."
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: women
Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives. The one guy said, “I’m a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional.” The second guy responded, “I’m a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids.” They then asked the woman, “What are you?” She replied: “I’m a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.”
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: women
I've got a new anorexic girlfriend. Its not going too well though. I'm just seeing less and less of her ...
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: women
Did you hear Richard Simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handles removed? Yeah... now he has no ears.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, love, women
A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
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has 60.54 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: dirty, women
I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: women
Q:What's the definition of mixed emotions? A:When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: women
How can you tell she's a macho women? She rolls her own tampons.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: women
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