The best jokes about women

In the beginning, God created Earth and then rested. After that, He creaed man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man got ever rested.
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There's no wine holder on this vacuum cleaner. It's like it wasn't even designed for women. How can I be expected to work under these conditions?
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Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.
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I've got a new anorexic girlfriend. Its not going too well though. I'm just seeing less and less of her ...
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The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
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They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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Question: What’s the difference between your paycheck and your penis? Answer: You don’t have to beg a woman to blow your paycheck.
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I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.
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Q: How are women and a hurricane alike? A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.
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Q: You know why women haven't landed on the moon? A: Because there is no shopping centre.
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