The best jokes about women

Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives. The one guy said, “I’m a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional.” The second guy responded, “I’m a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids.” They then asked the woman, “What are you?” She replied: “I’m a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.”
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: women
Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married.
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: fat, marriage, men, women
1 woman and 9 men shipwreck on a deserted island. After one week, the woman, disgusted by the things she was doing, kills herself. After another week, the men, disgusted by the things they were doing, buried her. After another week, the men, more disgusted by the things they were doing, dug her up.
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: death, disgusting, women
Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga? A: Poke her face.
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: music, women
Question: What’s the difference between your paycheck and your penis? Answer: You don’t have to beg a woman to blow your paycheck.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: women
According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a women are their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: beauty, men, women
Question: What’s the ideal breakfast setting? Answer: You’re sitting at the kitchen table and your son is on the cover of the Wheaties box, your mistress is on the cover of Playboy, and your wife is on the back of a milk carton.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: food, wife, women
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra with 3 Playboy Playmates A: Hugh Hefner.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, viagra, women
Question: What should a man do if his wife runs into the room during a baseball match and keeps disturbing you? Answer: Shorten the chain.
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has 59.61 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black humor, sport, wife, women
Question: Why do men fart more than women? Answer: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: fart, men, women
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