My sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners!
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her where the sun don't shine.
Q: What do you call a 900-pound woman with a yeast infection? A: A whopper with cheese.
A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
What is a Zebra? A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an A-bra.
What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common? They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one.
Five men and one woman wash up on a desert island after a shipwreck. Before long they are all getting pretty horny so they all make a deal. Each man will marry the woman for one week at a time, at which point the next man in line will marry her and so on. All the men get sex every five weeks and the woman gets sex as often as she wants with a different man each week. The situation works wonderfully for five years. When the woman suddenly dies... The first week after wasn't too bad. The second week was geting sort of bad. The third week was getting pretty bad. The fourth week was really bad. The fifth week was horrible! By the sixth week it was unbearable... so they buried her.
Q: Why do women have tiny feet? A: So they can stand closer to the sink.