The best jokes about women

What’s the difference between goats and women?? Goats are always horney.
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, women
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears are on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones are on a shelf a little higher, and huge bears are on the top shelf along the wall. The man is kind of surprised by the collection, especially because it’s so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her. She turns to him…they kiss…then they rip each other’s clothes off and romp around the room all night. After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the man rolls over and asks, smiling, “Well, how’d I do?” The woman says, “You can have any prize from the bottom shelf.”
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: women
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of Womem"? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men, women
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.
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has 39.29 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: dirty, women
Question: How many men does it take to open a beer? Answer: None. It should already be open by the time she brings it.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: beer, women
What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig? A women who won't do what she's told.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: women
Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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has 37.73 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, vulgar, women
Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
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has 37.68 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, winter, women
Question: How do you fix a woman’s watch? Answer: You don’t. There’s a clock on the stove.
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has 37.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: women
How many women does it take to change a light bulb? 11 - 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it...
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has 37.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: women
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