The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
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has 80.79 % from 3130 votes. More jokes about: duck, money, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
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has 80.79 % from 3000 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
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has 80.62 % from 862 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
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has 80.40 % from 2977 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
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has 80.22 % from 1042 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
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has 80.08 % from 2960 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
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has 80.00 % from 1041 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
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has 79.91 % from 1412 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
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has 79.91 % from 1125 votes. More jokes about: fat, time, Yo mama
Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
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has 79.78 % from 1128 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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