Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...