Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking. She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!