Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!