The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
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Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
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Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
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Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
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Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
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Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
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Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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