The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
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has 80.89 % from 902 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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has 80.89 % from 5541 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, college, Santa, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
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has 80.81 % from 3030 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
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has 80.39 % from 3012 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
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has 80.37 % from 1077 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
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has 80.09 % from 1051 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
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has 80.06 % from 2972 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
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has 79.88 % from 1139 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
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has 79.78 % from 2482 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
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has 79.74 % from 1152 votes. More jokes about: fat, time, Yo mama
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