Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo Momma is so fat…
That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
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Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
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Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.