Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
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Yo Momma is so fat…
That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.