The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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has 81.13 % from 5438 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, college, Santa, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
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has 81.00 % from 1362 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
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has 80.85 % from 2972 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
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has 80.82 % from 3107 votes. More jokes about: duck, money, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
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has 80.74 % from 2929 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
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has 80.69 % from 832 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
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has 80.45 % from 1022 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
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has 80.13 % from 265 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
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has 80.13 % from 2936 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
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has 79.89 % from 1014 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
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