The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
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Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Vote: has 81.64 % from 2701 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Vote: has 81.53 % from 2321 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
Vote: has 81.11 % from 71 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Vote: has 81.08 % from 255 votes. Send joke:

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Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
Vote: has 80.67 % from 1954 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking. She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
Vote: has 80.60 % from 28 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
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