Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo Momma is so fat…
That she broke a branch in her family tree!
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
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Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.