Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"