Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
Yo momma so ugly that when she smiles in the mirror the reflection doesn't smile back.
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.