The best Yo mama jokes

Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
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has 79.74 % from 1121 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
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has 79.62 % from 280 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
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has 79.40 % from 1163 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
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has 79.38 % from 1101 votes. More jokes about: elephant, fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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has 79.25 % from 1563 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'
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has 79.21 % from 1031 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so ugly that when she smiles in the mirror the reflection doesn't smile back.
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has 78.95 % from 1118 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
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has 78.81 % from 1451 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
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has 78.76 % from 499 votes. More jokes about: fat, technology, Yo mama
Your momma so fat... She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
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has 78.70 % from 568 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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