Yo momma so ugly that when she smiles in the mirror the reflection doesn't smile back.
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???
Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.