Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo momma so ugly that when she smiles in the mirror the reflection doesn't smile back.
Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.