The best Yo mama jokes

Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
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has 79.85 % from 2454 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, Yo mama
Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
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has 79.65 % from 1116 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
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has 79.49 % from 1153 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
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has 79.48 % from 1086 votes. More jokes about: elephant, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'
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has 79.37 % from 1024 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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has 79.32 % from 1553 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
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has 79.27 % from 259 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so ugly that when she smiles in the mirror the reflection doesn't smile back.
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has 78.95 % from 1113 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
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has 78.86 % from 486 votes. More jokes about: fat, technology, Yo mama
Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
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has 78.79 % from 1445 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
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