Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'
Yo momma so ugly that when she smiles in the mirror the reflection doesn't smile back.
Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
Your momma so fat...
She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
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