The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
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has 79.74 % from 1022 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
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has 79.69 % from 1118 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
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has 79.47 % from 1157 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'
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has 79.39 % from 1025 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
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has 79.33 % from 1093 votes. More jokes about: elephant, fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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has 79.31 % from 1557 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so ugly that when she smiles in the mirror the reflection doesn't smile back.
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has 78.97 % from 1114 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
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has 78.81 % from 490 votes. More jokes about: fat, technology, Yo mama
Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
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has 78.80 % from 1446 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
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has 78.65 % from 786 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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