The best Yo mama jokes

Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
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has 79.69 % from 1118 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
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has 79.69 % from 270 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
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has 79.42 % from 1159 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
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has 79.35 % from 1094 votes. More jokes about: elephant, fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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has 79.28 % from 1560 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'
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has 79.25 % from 1028 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so ugly that when she smiles in the mirror the reflection doesn't smile back.
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has 78.99 % from 1115 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
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has 78.82 % from 1447 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
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has 78.76 % from 494 votes. More jokes about: fat, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
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has 78.65 % from 786 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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