The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
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Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Vote: has 80.27 % from 652 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Vote: has 80.15 % from 937 votes. Send joke:

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Your momma so fat... She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Vote: has 79.95 % from 356 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
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Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Vote: has 79.91 % from 651 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so ugly that when she smiles in the mirror the reflection doesn't smile back.
Vote: has 79.90 % from 804 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Vote: has 79.69 % from 612 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Vote: has 79.59 % from 942 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Vote: has 79.54 % from 455 votes. Send joke:

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