The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
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Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
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Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
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Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
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Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
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Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
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Yo momma so ugly that when she smiles in the mirror the reflection doesn't smile back.
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Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'
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