The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
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Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
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Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
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Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
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Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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Yo momma so ugly that when she smiles in the mirror the reflection doesn't smile back.
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Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
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Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
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Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
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