Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."