The best Yo mama jokes

Your momma so fat... She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
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has 78.70 % from 568 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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has 78.61 % from 1242 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
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has 78.57 % from 788 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???
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has 78.47 % from 922 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
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has 78.47 % from 1054 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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has 78.39 % from 928 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
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has 78.36 % from 1353 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
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has 78.30 % from 518 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kitty, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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has 78.27 % from 1256 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
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has 78.17 % from 411 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, Yo mama
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