The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
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Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'
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Your momma so fat... She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Vote: has 79.34 % from 324 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???
Vote: has 79.32 % from 632 votes. Send joke:

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Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.
Vote: has 79.30 % from 254 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Vote: has 79.29 % from 1101 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
Vote: has 79.07 % from 527 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
Vote: has 79.04 % from 413 votes. Send joke:

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