Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.