Your momma so fat... She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.