The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
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Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Vote: has 79.68 % from 832 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
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Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
Vote: has 79.52 % from 59 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Vote: has 79.52 % from 375 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Vote: has 79.42 % from 1052 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Vote: has 79.19 % from 327 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Vote: has 79.12 % from 860 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Vote: has 79.12 % from 733 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Vote: has 79.11 % from 1001 votes. Send joke:

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