The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???
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has 78.65 % from 915 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
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has 78.62 % from 636 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
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has 78.62 % from 785 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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has 78.54 % from 920 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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has 78.52 % from 1232 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Your momma so fat... She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
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has 78.51 % from 563 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
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has 78.49 % from 1045 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
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has 78.46 % from 492 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kitty, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
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has 78.45 % from 774 votes. More jokes about: fish, stupid, weed, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
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has 78.40 % from 1346 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, money, Yo mama
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