The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
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has 78.62 % from 641 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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has 78.57 % from 1240 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
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has 78.54 % from 787 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???
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has 78.52 % from 919 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
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has 78.45 % from 1053 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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has 78.34 % from 926 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
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has 78.32 % from 1351 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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has 78.25 % from 1255 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
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has 78.22 % from 516 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kitty, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
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has 78.10 % from 265 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
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