Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'
Your momma so fat... She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???
Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.