The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
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has 78.52 % from 1071 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
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has 78.49 % from 800 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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has 78.42 % from 944 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
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has 78.33 % from 1366 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???
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has 78.28 % from 938 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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has 78.10 % from 1275 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
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has 78.05 % from 394 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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has 78.03 % from 1080 votes. More jokes about: fat, fish, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
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has 78.01 % from 1165 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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has 77.96 % from 1262 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
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