Your momma so fat... She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.