Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.