Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.