The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
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Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
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Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
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Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
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Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
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Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???
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Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
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