The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'
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Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
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Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
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Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
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Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
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Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
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Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
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Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
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