The best Yo mama jokes

Your momma so fat... She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
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has 78.59 % from 565 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???
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has 78.59 % from 917 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
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has 78.56 % from 639 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
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has 78.53 % from 1047 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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has 78.50 % from 923 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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has 78.49 % from 1235 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
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has 78.43 % from 778 votes. More jokes about: fish, stupid, weed, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
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has 78.35 % from 1348 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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has 78.23 % from 1254 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
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has 78.21 % from 496 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kitty, ugly, Yo mama
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