The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
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has 30.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: math, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
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has 29.96 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.
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has 29.51 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!
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has 28.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
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has 28.48 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: masturbation, Yo mama
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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has 28.23 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, racist, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
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has 27.71 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black people, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
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has 26.77 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, god, heaven, Yo mama
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