Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.
"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.