Your mamma so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas when Jusse said his first words you a hoe.
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.
"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
Yo mama so fat, her ID pic had to be taken in panoramic mode.
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YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
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