"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
Your mamma so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas when Jusse said his first words you a hoe.
Yo mama so fat, her ID pic had to be taken in panoramic mode.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.