Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
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Your mamma so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas when Jusse said his first words you a hoe.
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.
"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
Yo mama so fat, her ID pic had to be taken in panoramic mode.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.