Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
Yo mama so fat, her ID pic had to be taken in panoramic mode.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.