The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
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has 28.99 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, masturbation, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!
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has 28.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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has 28.23 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, racist, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
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has 27.71 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black people, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
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has 26.77 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, god, heaven, Yo mama
Your mamma so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas when Jusse said his first words you a hoe.
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has 26.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, her ID pic had to be taken in panoramic mode.
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has 26.03 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
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has 26.01 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: masturbation, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
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has 25.99 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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