The best Yo mama jokes

Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
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Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
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Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
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Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
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Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
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