The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
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has 72.76 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, Yo mama
Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.
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has 72.74 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
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has 72.70 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
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has 72.68 % from 247 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
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has 72.63 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
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has 72.61 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
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has 72.59 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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has 72.57 % from 250 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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has 72.49 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
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has 72.46 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
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