The best Yo mama jokes

You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
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has 73.12 % from 320 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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has 72.99 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
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has 72.92 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
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has 72.91 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: fat, money, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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has 72.78 % from 248 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
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has 72.78 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, technology, Yo mama
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
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has 72.78 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
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has 72.69 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
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has 72.65 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
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has 72.59 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
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