The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
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Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
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Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
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Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
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Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
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Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks
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Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
Vote: has 74.21 % from 31 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
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Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
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