You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.