Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.