Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.