Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit."
And walked away.
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Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
Yo momma so old...
Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
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Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.