The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
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Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
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Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
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Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
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Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
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Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
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