The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
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Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
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Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
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Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
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Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common? A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
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