The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
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has 72.43 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
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has 72.36 % from 252 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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has 72.35 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
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has 72.33 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, sport, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
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has 72.31 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
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has 72.29 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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has 72.22 % from 321 votes. More jokes about: football, sport, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
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has 72.21 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
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has 72.18 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, sport, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
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has 72.17 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
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