The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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has 72.53 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.
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has 72.48 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
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has 72.36 % from 252 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
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has 72.32 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
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has 72.31 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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has 72.31 % from 322 votes. More jokes about: football, sport, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
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has 72.29 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
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has 72.21 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
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has 72.21 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
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has 72.18 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, sport, Yo mama
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