Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!