Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit."
And walked away.
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Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.