Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit."
And walked away.
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Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
