Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.