The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
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has 70.45 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, sport, Yo mama
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
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has 70.38 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.
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has 70.28 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
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has 70.20 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
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has 69.86 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: money, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
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has 69.86 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
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has 69.85 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: computer, doctor, stupid, technology, Yo mama
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