Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.