Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
Yo mama so poor a man broke in her house a gave her money.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!