The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
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Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
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Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
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Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
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Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
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Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
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