The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
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Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
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Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
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Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.
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Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
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Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.
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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
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