The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
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has 69.20 % from 292 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, car, time, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
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has 69.15 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
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has 69.14 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: age, communication, death, old people, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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has 69.04 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: asian, fat, Yo mama
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
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has 68.97 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so poor a man broke in her house a gave her money.
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has 68.81 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
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has 68.72 % from 356 votes. More jokes about: animal, stupid, Yo mama
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