Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.