The best Yo mama jokes

Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
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Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
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Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
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Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
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Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
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Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
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Yo Mama so old... Her birthday expired.
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Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
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