Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?
Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" She said, "Nope, just found one!"
Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.