Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?