Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.