Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Yo Mama so old... Her birthday expired.
Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.