The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
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Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
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Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
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Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
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Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
Vote: has 70.82 % from 105 votes. Send joke:
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
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Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
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Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.
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