The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
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has 71.20 % from 298 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
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has 71.08 % from 334 votes. More jokes about: animal, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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has 70.99 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, friendship, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, political, time, wedding, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
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has 70.83 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: money, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
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has 70.68 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.
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has 70.44 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" She said, "Nope, just found one!"
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has 70.39 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: communication, money, Yo mama
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