The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
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Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.
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Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
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Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
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Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
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Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
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Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?
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Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" She said, "Nope, just found one!"
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Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.
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