The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.
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has 69.85 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: food, mean, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
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has 69.79 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: age, bible, insulting, Yo mama
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
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has 69.71 % from 265 votes. More jokes about: poems, Yo mama
Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.
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has 69.66 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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has 69.50 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: asian, fat, Yo mama
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
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has 69.46 % from 291 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
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has 69.34 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
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has 69.28 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
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has 68.97 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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