Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.