The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
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has 70.16 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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has 70.14 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
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has 70.06 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, prison, Yo mama
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
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has 69.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: age, communication, death, old people, Yo mama
Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.
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has 69.60 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
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has 69.34 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: money, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, time, Yo mama
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