The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
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Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
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Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
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Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
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Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.
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Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
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Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
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Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
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