Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
Yo mama so poor a man broke in her house a gave her money.