Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.