Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!