Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
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Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.
Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?"
She said, "Nope, just found one!"
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