The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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has 78.67 % from 1182 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
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has 78.66 % from 597 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Your momma so fat... She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
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has 78.63 % from 531 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
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has 78.58 % from 1084 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
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has 78.50 % from 367 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
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has 78.47 % from 442 votes. More jokes about: fat, technology, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
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has 78.21 % from 347 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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has 78.17 % from 991 votes. More jokes about: fat, fish, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
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has 78.03 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
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has 78.01 % from 545 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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