The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
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has 78.02 % from 264 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
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has 78.01 % from 787 votes. More jokes about: fish, stupid, weed, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
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has 78.01 % from 408 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
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has 77.99 % from 383 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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has 77.98 % from 1054 votes. More jokes about: fat, fish, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
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has 77.97 % from 699 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
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has 77.88 % from 381 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
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has 77.78 % from 428 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
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has 77.72 % from 451 votes. More jokes about: insulting, student, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
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has 77.61 % from 735 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
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