The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
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Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
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Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
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Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
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Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
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Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
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Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
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