Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.