Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
Yo Momma is so fat…
That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.