Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper