The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
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Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
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Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
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Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
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Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
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Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking. She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
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Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
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Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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