Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo Momma is so fat…
That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.