Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Your momma so fat... She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.