The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
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Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
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Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
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Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
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Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
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Your momma so fat... She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
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