The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
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Your momma so fat... She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
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Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
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Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Vote: has 78.43 % from 526 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Vote: has 78.34 % from 334 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Vote: has 78.24 % from 970 votes. Send joke:
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Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Vote: has 78.21 % from 347 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Vote: has 78.04 % from 609 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Vote: has 77.98 % from 208 votes. Send joke:
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