Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo Momma is so fat…
That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.