Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking. She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.