Your momma so fat... She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.