The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
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Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
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Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
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Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
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Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
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Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
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Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper
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