Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Your momma so fat...
She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo Momma is so fat…
That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.