Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper