The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
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has 77.83 % from 661 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
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has 77.63 % from 816 votes. More jokes about: fish, stupid, weed, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
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has 77.61 % from 444 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
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has 77.58 % from 715 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
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has 77.47 % from 398 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
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has 77.42 % from 421 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
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has 77.28 % from 546 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kitty, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
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has 77.18 % from 679 votes. More jokes about: age, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
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has 77.11 % from 751 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
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has 77.11 % from 467 votes. More jokes about: insulting, student, Yo mama
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