Yo Momma is so fat…
That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.