Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo Momma is so fat…
That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.