The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
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has 68.72 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: age, communication, death, old people, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
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has 68.61 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: money, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Your momma so fat... She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
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has 68.54 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.
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has 68.50 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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