The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Your momma so fat... She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
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has 68.54 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.
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has 68.50 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" She said, "Nope, just found one!"
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has 68.38 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: communication, money, Yo mama
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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has 68.36 % from 917 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
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has 68.34 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat... When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!
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has 68.29 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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