Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Your momma so fat... She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.
Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" She said, "Nope, just found one!"
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Yo momma's so fat... When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.