The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
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Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
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Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
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Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
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Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
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Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
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Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
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Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
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