The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: time, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
You mama so old she made yoda look young.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, Yo mama
Yo mama's so stupid she tried comiting suicide by jumping of a tall building but got lost on the way down.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: death, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: age, friendship, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, fat, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
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has 68.32 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
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has 68.18 % from 306 votes. More jokes about: fart, god, insulting, money, Yo mama
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