The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
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Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
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Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
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Yo momma's so fat... When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!
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Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
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Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
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Yo Mama so old... Her birthday expired.
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Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
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