Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
Yo momma's so fat... When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Yo Mama so old... Her birthday expired.
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.