The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
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Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
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Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
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Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
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Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Vote: has 67.50 % from 58 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Vote: has 67.39 % from 65 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
Vote: has 67.03 % from 123 votes. Send joke:

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"Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!"
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Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Vote: has 66.77 % from 31 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
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