Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Yo mama's so stupid she tried comiting suicide by jumping of a tall building but got lost on the way down.
You mama so old she made yoda look young.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
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Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.