Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.
You mama so old she made yoda look young.
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
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Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo Mama so old...
Her birthday expired.