Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
"Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!"
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.