Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.