Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo mama's so stupid she tried comiting suicide by jumping of a tall building but got lost on the way down.
You mama so old she made yoda look young.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
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Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.