The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
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Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
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Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
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Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
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Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.
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Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
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Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
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