Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe."
And she said, "Nope I just found one."
Yo mama so fat she irons her pants on the driveway.
Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
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Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.