Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!