Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.