The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama's so poor, I was driving with her and she parked next to a garbage can. I asked, "What're you doing?" She said: "I'm booking us a hotel!"
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: driving, money, travel, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
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has 65.63 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
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has 65.56 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: fat, work, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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