Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!