Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.