Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
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Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.