Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.
Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.