The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: money, phone, Yo mama
Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
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has 65.56 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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has 65.56 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, political, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, Yo mama
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, health, Yo mama
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