Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
Yo mama's so poor, I was driving with her and she parked next to a garbage can. I asked, "What're you doing?" She said: "I'm booking us a hotel!"
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.