The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
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Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
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Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
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Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
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Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
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Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
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Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
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Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
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Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
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