Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
Yo mama's so poor, I was driving with her and she parked next to a garbage can.
I asked, "What're you doing?"
She said: "I'm booking us a hotel!"
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.
Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe."
And she said, "Nope I just found one."
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!