The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
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has 65.79 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: food, wedding, Yo mama
Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: money, phone, Yo mama
Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
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has 65.56 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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