Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe."
And she said, "Nope I just found one."
Yo mama so fat she irons her pants on the driveway.
Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
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Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
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