Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama's so poor, I was driving with her and she parked next to a garbage can.
I asked, "What're you doing?"
She said: "I'm booking us a hotel!"
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe."
And she said, "Nope I just found one."
Yo mama so stupid that when she turned on airplane mode...
She thought she could fly.
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Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"