Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe."
And she said, "Nope I just found one."
Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.