Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."
Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".