Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Yo mama's so poor, I was driving with her and she parked next to a garbage can. I asked, "What're you doing?" She said: "I'm booking us a hotel!"
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.