The best Yo mama jokes

Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
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Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
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Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
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Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
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Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
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Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
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Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
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Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
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Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
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