The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: age, food, Yo mama
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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has 65.05 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, political, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
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has 64.89 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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