Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.