Yo Mama so old... Her birthday expired.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.