The best Yo mama jokes

Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
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Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
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Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
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Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
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Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
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Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
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Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.
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Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
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Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
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