The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: money, phone, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, Yo mama
Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."
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Yo mama so fat she irons her pants on the driveway.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
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has 65.51 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: food, wedding, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, travel, Yo mama
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: driving, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
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has 65.42 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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