The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama's so poor, I was driving with her and she parked next to a garbage can. I asked, "What're you doing?" She said: "I'm booking us a hotel!"
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: driving, money, travel, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: death, food, stupid, Yo mama
Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, religious, school, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
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has 65.63 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid that when she turned on airplane mode... She thought she could fly.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: airplane, insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
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has 65.55 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
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has 65.53 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
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