Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.