The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
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Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
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Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
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Yo mama's so poor, I was driving with her and she parked next to a garbage can. I asked, "What're you doing?" She said: "I'm booking us a hotel!"
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Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.
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Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
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yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
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