Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.