The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: age, car, time, Yo mama
Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: death, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
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has 64.81 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: fat, sport, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, memory, Yo mama
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