The best Yo mama jokes

Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
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Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
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Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
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Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
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Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
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You mama so old she made yoda look young.
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