The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat she irons her pants on the driveway.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
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has 64.59 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
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has 64.51 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
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has 64.50 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
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has 64.43 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
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has 64.35 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: death, dinosaur, fat, science, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
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has 64.35 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, prison, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: driving, fat, Yo mama
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