Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.
Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.