The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
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Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
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Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
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Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
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Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.
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Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
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Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
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Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
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