The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, party, Yo mama
Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
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has 64.59 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, Yo mama
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
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has 64.59 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: age, god, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
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has 64.51 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
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has 64.35 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: death, dinosaur, fat, science, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
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has 64.35 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, prison, Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: baby, birthday, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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