Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."