Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
You mama so old she made yoda look young.