Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.