The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
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Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
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Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
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Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
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Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.
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Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
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Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
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Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
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