Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.