The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, internet, vulgar, Yo mama
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: insulting, technology, ugly, Yo mama
You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
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has 64.03 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
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has 63.88 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: fat, sport, Yo mama
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