Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.