The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
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Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
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Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
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Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!
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Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
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Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
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Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
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Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
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