Yo mama so fat she irons her pants on the driveway.
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.