The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, memory, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: driving, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, travel, Yo mama
Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: technology, Yo mama
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