Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
Yo momma's so fat...
When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.
You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".