Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
Yo momma's so fat...
When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.
You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".