The best Yo mama jokes

Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, prison, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
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has 65.08 % from 244 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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has 65.05 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, political, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: insulting, technology, ugly, Yo mama
You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
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