Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."