The best Yo mama jokes

You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.
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Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."
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Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
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Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
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Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.
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Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
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Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
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Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
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Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
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Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
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