The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
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Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
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Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
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Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.
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Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
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Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
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Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
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Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
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