Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.