The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
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has 65.09 % from 241 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
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has 64.93 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, party, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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