Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.
Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
Yo mama so fat she irons her pants on the driveway.