Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
Yo mama is so short you can see
her feet on her passport picture.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
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