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Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
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Yo momma so old... She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
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Your momma so fat... She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
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Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
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Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
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Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
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Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
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Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
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