The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
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Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.
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Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
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Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
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Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
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Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
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Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
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Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
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Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
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