You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.
Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.
Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.