Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.