The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
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has 65.24 % from 239 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: baby, birthday, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
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has 65.08 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: food, sport, Yo mama
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, insulting, Yo mama
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