Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
Yo momma's so fat...
When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!