The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
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has 64.81 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, party, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.
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Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
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Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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