Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.