Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.