Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Yo momma so old... She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Your momma so fat... She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!