The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she irons her pants on the driveway.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?" Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: dirty, little Johnny, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
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has 65.08 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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has 65.08 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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