Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.