Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama's so poor, I was driving with her and she parked next to a garbage can.
I asked, "What're you doing?"
She said: "I'm booking us a hotel!"
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
Yo mama so ugly the devil is afraid of her.
Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.