Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’