Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama's so poor, I was driving with her and she parked next to a garbage can.
I asked, "What're you doing?"
She said: "I'm booking us a hotel!"
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
Yo mama so ugly the devil is afraid of her.
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.