The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid that when she turned on airplane mode... She thought she could fly.
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: airplane, insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she irons her pants on the driveway.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
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has 64.51 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
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has 64.35 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, prison, Yo mama
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