Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.