Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama's so poor, I was driving with her and she parked next to a garbage can.
I asked, "What're you doing?"
She said: "I'm booking us a hotel!"
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.