Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama's so poor, I was driving with her and she parked next to a garbage can.
I asked, "What're you doing?"
She said: "I'm booking us a hotel!"
Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
Yo mama so ugly the devil is afraid of her.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.