The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
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Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
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You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
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Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
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Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
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Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
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Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
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