Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.