Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
Yo mama's so poor, I was driving with her and she parked next to a garbage can. I asked, "What're you doing?" She said: "I'm booking us a hotel!"
You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.
Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.