The best Yo mama jokes

Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
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Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
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Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
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Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
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yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
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Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
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Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
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