The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
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Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
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Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
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Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.
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Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
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Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
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Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
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Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
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Yo mama's so poor, I was driving with her and she parked next to a garbage can. I asked, "What're you doing?" She said: "I'm booking us a hotel!"
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