Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.
Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.
Yo mama so fat her chairs are buildings.
Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."