Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."