Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!