Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.