The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama's so poor, I was driving with her and she parked next to a garbage can. I asked, "What're you doing?" She said: "I'm booking us a hotel!"
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: driving, money, travel, Yo mama
You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
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has 65.42 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
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has 65.39 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
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