The best Yo mama jokes

Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
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has 65.09 % from 241 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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has 65.05 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, political, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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