Yo momma's so fat...
When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.
Yo mama so stupid that when she turned on airplane mode...
She thought she could fly.
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Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.
Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
Yo mama so fat she irons her pants on the driveway.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.