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Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."
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Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
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Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
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Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
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Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
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Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
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Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
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Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’
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