Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.