Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.