The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, travel, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: driving, fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: technology, Yo mama
Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
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has 64.09 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, internet, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: age, religious, school, Yo mama
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