Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
Yo mama so stupid that when she turned on airplane mode...
She thought she could fly.
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Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!