Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
You mama so old she made yoda look young.
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.