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yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
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Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
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Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
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Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
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Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.
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Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
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Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.
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Yo Mama so old... When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!
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