The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: death, food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: cop, drug, stupid, Yo mama
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