Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.
Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
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Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.