Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Yo mama's so stupid she tried comiting suicide by jumping of a tall building but got lost on the way down.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.