The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
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Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
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Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
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Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
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Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
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Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
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Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
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Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
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Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
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Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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