The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, memory, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: death, food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: money, phone, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid that when she turned on airplane mode... She thought she could fly.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: airplane, insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
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has 64.69 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: fat, math, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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has 64.50 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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has 64.50 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
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has 64.35 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
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