The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly the devil is afraid of her.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, memory, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: death, food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: money, phone, Yo mama
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