Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!