The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
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Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
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You mama so old she made yoda look young.
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Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
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Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
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Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
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Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
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You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
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Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
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Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
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