Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.