Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.