Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"