Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.