The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: cop, drug, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.
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Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
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Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
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has 64.14 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: drug, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
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