The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
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Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
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Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
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Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
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Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
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Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
Vote: has 65.08 % from 138 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
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