The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, school, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: time, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, party, Yo mama
Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, fat, ugly, Yo mama
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