Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.