Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
Yo Mama so old... When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.
Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!