Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".