Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.