Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
Yo mama so ugly the devil is afraid of her.
Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.