The best Yo mama jokes

Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!
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Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
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Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
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Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
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Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
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Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
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Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
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