You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
Yo Mama so old... When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!
Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.