The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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has 63.91 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she irons her pants on the driveway.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: doctor, work, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, kids, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
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has 63.74 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: fat, math, Yo mama
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