The best Yo mama jokes

You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
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Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
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Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.
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Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
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Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
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Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
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Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
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