Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.