The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
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Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
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Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
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Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
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Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
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Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.
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Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
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Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
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Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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