The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: doctor, work, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly the devil is afraid of her.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
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has 63.68 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: age, god, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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