Yo mama's so stupid she tried comiting suicide by jumping of a tall building but got lost on the way down.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".