Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo mama so ugly the devil is afraid of her.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.