Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!
Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.