You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.