The best Yo mama jokes

Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
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has 64.14 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: drug, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
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has 64.03 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: fat, math, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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