Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.