The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
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Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
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has 63.68 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: age, god, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, health, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
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Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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has 63.63 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
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has 63.63 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: fat, math, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
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has 63.58 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
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