The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: money, phone, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
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has 64.69 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, Yo mama
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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has 64.54 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
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has 64.51 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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has 64.50 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
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has 64.35 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: time, ugly, Yo mama
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