Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
Yo mama so fat she irons her pants on the driveway.
Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.