Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.