Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
You mamma so fat that she has to use the ocean for a bathroom.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.