Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.