Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
You mamma so fat that she has to use the ocean for a bathroom.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Yo mama is so skinny...
she hula hoops with a cheerio.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.