The best Yo mama jokes

Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
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Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
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Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
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Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.
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Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
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Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
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Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
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Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
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