The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: food, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
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has 63.92 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: school, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: age, food, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: doctor, work, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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