Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.