The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so skinny... she hula hoops with a cheerio.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!
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has 63.13 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: fart, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
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has 63.12 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: death, dinosaur, fat, science, Yo mama
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
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has 63.07 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, time, Yo mama
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