The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.
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Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
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Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
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Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
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Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
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Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
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Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
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Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
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