The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
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Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
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Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
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Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
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Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
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Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
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Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
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Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
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