Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.