Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.