Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.