Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Yo mama is so skinny...
she hula hoops with a cheerio.
Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.