Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Two men were talking:
First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?"
Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.