Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking. She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.