Yo mama is so skinny...
she hula hoops with a cheerio.
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.