The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
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Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: age, food, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: doctor, work, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".
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Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: driving, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, Yo mama
Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: family, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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