Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
You mamma so fat that she has to use the ocean for a bathroom.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.