Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.