The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
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has 63.22 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: age, god, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
You mamma so fat that she has to use the ocean for a bathroom.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
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has 63.21 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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