Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.