Yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.