The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: age, political, time, wedding, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!
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has 63.51 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: fart, Yo mama
Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
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has 63.32 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
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