Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
You mamma so fat that she has to use the ocean for a bathroom.