Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!