The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
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Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
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Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
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Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
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Yo Mama so old... When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.
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Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
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