Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Yo momma so poor... Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.