Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
You mamma so fat that she has to use the ocean for a bathroom.
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.