The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".
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Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
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Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
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Yo momma so poor... Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.
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Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
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Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
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Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
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Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
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