The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
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Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
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Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
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Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
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Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
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Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
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Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
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Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
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