The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
Vote: has 63.75 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
Vote: has 63.75 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: stupid, weather, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Vote: has 63.68 % from 80 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Vote: has 63.66 % from 28 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
Vote: has 63.66 % from 28 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: money, phone, Yo mama
Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
Vote: has 63.66 % from 28 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Vote: has 63.66 % from 28 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Vote: has 63.66 % from 28 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Vote: has 63.66 % from 28 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, sport, stupid, Yo mama
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Vote: has 63.66 % from 28 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama