Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.