The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
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has 63.68 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: age, god, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
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