Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.