Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
You mamma so fat that she has to use the ocean for a bathroom.