Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.
Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!
Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!