Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
Yo Mama so old... When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.
Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.