Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking. She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"