Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.