The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly she made santa say ho ho ho.
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has 63.61 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Santa, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
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has 63.51 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: school, stupid, Yo mama
Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
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has 63.32 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so poor... Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, Yo mama
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