The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.
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Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
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Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
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Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.
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Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
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Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
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Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
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Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking. She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
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