Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
Yo mama so ugly she made santa say ho ho ho.
Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo momma so poor...
Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.