The best Yo mama jokes

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
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Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.
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Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
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Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
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Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
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Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
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Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
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