The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
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Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
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Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
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Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
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Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
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Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
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Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
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