The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
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Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
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Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
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Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
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Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
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Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
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Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.
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Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
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