The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: driving, fat, Yo mama
Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: family, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, kids, Yo mama
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
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has 63.74 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
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has 63.74 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, Yo mama
Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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