Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."