Yo mama is so skinny...
she hula hoops with a cheerio.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
Yo momma so poor...
When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
Yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!