Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
You mamma so fat that she has to use the ocean for a bathroom.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Yo mama is so skinny...
she hula hoops with a cheerio.
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?"
Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."
Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.