The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".
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Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: family, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, kids, Yo mama
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
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has 63.74 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: age, god, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fart, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: cop, drug, stupid, Yo mama
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