Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
Yo momma so poor...
When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
Yo momma so poor...
Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.