The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
You mamma so fat that she has to use the ocean for a bathroom.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so skinny... she hula hoops with a cheerio.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
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has 63.12 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: death, dinosaur, fat, science, Yo mama
Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?" Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."
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has 63.04 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: dirty, little Johnny, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, money, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
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