Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
Yo momma so poor...
When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.