Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.