The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
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Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
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Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.
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Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
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Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!
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You mama so old she made yoda look young.
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Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
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