Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
Yo momma so poor... That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.