Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.