Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.