Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-