Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.