Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?"
And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Two men were talking:
First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?"
Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.