Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
Yo Mama so old... When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
You mama so old she made yoda look young.
Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.