The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
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Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
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Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
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Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
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Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
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Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
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Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.
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Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
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