The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: dad, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, Yo mama
Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
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has 63.12 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
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has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: fat, sport, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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has 63.04 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Santa, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, time, Yo mama
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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