Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!
You mama so old she made yoda look young.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.