The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
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Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
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Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
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Yo Mama so old... When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!
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Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
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You mama so old she made yoda look young.
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Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
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Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
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Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
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