Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Yo momma so poor...
The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
Yo momma is so fat she made chocolate frogs go extinct.
Yo momma so poor...
That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.