Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.