The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
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Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
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Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
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Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
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Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
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Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
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Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
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You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.
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