The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
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Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
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Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
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Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
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Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
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Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
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Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
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