Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.