Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?"
And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."