The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
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Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
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Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
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Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
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Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
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Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
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Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
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