Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
Yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
Yo momma so poor...
Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.