The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
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Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
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Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
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Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
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Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
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Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
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has 63.51 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: school, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
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has 63.45 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: food, sport, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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has 63.42 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: insulting, music, stupid, Yo mama
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