Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.