The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, health, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
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has 62.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: drug, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
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has 62.43 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
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