Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo momma is so fat she made chocolate frogs go extinct.
Yo momma so poor...
That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so poor...
The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
Yo momma so poor...
I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.
