Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.
Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.
Yo momma so poor... The building society repossessed her cardboard box.