The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
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Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.
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Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.
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Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
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Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
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Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
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Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
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