The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."
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Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
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Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
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Yo momma so poor... That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
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Yo momma so poor... The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
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Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
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Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
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Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
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Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
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