The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
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has 61.15 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: insulting, vulgar, weed, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, work, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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has 60.97 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: insulting, music, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
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has 60.89 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sex, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so old, she walked into a museum and found her ex.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, old people, relationship, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: family, food, religious, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: airplane, fat, travel, Yo mama
Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
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has 60.73 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: food, sport, Yo mama
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