The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: baby, birthday, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
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has 61.10 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: insulting, vulgar, weed, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
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has 61.10 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sex, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: business, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, work, Yo mama
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