Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?"
And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard?
A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
Yo mama so old, she walked into a museum and found her ex.
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Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.
Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"