Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
Yo mama so fat she uses a highway for a slide.
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.