Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she filled up the whole room.
Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.