The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
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Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fart, fat, insulting, Yo mama
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