The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
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Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.
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Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
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Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
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"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
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Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
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