The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
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Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
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Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
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Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
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Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
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Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
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