Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.