Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
Yo momma so poor... That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so poor... The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!