Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
Yo momma so poor... Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.
Your mama is so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of her.
Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!