Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Yo momma so poor... That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so poor... The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.