The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
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Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
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Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Vote: has 59.97 % from 72 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
Vote: has 59.93 % from 25 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
Vote: has 59.75 % from 37 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Vote: has 59.23 % from 65 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Vote: has 59.19 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

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You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
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