The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
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Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
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Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
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Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
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Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
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Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
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