Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.
Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
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Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
Yo Mama so old...
She was once a waitress at the last supper.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.