The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
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Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
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Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
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Yo momma so poor... That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
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Yo momma so poor... The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
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Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
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Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
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Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
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