Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.
Your mama so dumb she thought the shoes Vans are actually vans.
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.