The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
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has 60.97 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: stupid, weather, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly, Instagram tagged her selfies 'explicit content'.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: technology, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’
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has 60.70 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: death, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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