Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.
Yo mama so ugly, Instagram tagged her selfies 'explicit content'.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.