The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
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Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
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Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
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Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
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Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.
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Your mama so dumb she thought the shoes Vans are actually vans.
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Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
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Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.
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Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
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Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
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