Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.