Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
Yo momma so poor... That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so poor... The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.