Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
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Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she filled up the whole room.