Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.
Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
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Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she filled up the whole room.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo Mama so old...
She was once a waitress at the last supper.
Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.