Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.
Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
Vote:
Yo Mama so old...
She was once a waitress at the last supper.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she filled up the whole room.
Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.