The best Yo mama jokes

Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.
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has 60.67 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: drug, weed, Yo mama
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, sport, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: fat, heaven, Yo mama
Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: age, friendship, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she filled up the whole room.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, Yo mama
Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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