The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
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Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
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Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
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Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
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Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
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Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
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Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
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Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
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Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
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Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
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