Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.
Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.