The best Yo mama jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.
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has 60.41 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Facebook, poems, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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has 60.35 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Santa, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: food, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: car, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
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