Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.