Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
Yo Mama so old...
She was once a waitress at the last supper.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she filled up the whole room.
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.