The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
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Yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
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Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
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Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Vote: has 59.97 % from 72 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
Vote: has 59.75 % from 37 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
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You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Vote: has 59.19 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
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Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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