Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.