Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.