You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.