Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.
Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
Yo momma so old... She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.
Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.