The best Yo mama jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.
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has 60.73 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Facebook, poems, technology, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’
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has 60.70 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: death, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: fat, heaven, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly she made santa say ho ho ho.
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has 60.67 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Santa, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
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has 60.65 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: age, car, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
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has 60.65 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, time, Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
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has 60.57 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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