Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!