Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.