The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.
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Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.
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Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
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has 60.65 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: age, car, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so old... She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
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Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.
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Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
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Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
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