The best Yo mama jokes

You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
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Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
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Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
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Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
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Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
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