Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
Yo momma so old...
She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Yo Mama so old...
She was once a waitress at the last supper.
Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
Yo mamma is so fat that she's a call of duty map!