Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Pornhub is Down,
your mums Facebook will do.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.
Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.
Yo mama so ugly she made santa say ho ho ho.
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''