The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
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Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: catholic, kids, work, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid when she went to the library to get an application for a library card they said: "I need your ID" she gave them an EBT card.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: stupid, work, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid, she dropped off her phone because it stopped.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
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