Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.
Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.
Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.