The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dating, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, heaven, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, game, money, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
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