Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.