Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.