Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.
Yo mamma so stupid when she went to the library to get an application for a library card they said: "I need your ID" she gave them an EBT card.
Yo mama so stupid, she dropped off her phone because it stopped.
Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.