The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
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has 59.09 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: age, car, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates.
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has 58.86 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: food, money, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so old... She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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