The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fake even China denied that they made her.
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has 57.25 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, mean, Yo mama
Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates.
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has 57.23 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: food, money, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, the only way scientists found out about space because you could see her from Earth.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Ewoks were just Homeless Care Bears on drugs.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: drug, stupid, work, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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