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Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
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Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
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Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
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Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
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Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
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Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
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Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
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Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.
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Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
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Yo mamma so stupid when she went to the library to get an application for a library card they said: "I need your ID" she gave them an EBT card.
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