Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.