Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.
Yo Mama so old...
When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
Yo momma's so fat...
They mistake her for a country.