The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates.
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has 57.23 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: food, money, Yo mama
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: age, fart, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, the only way scientists found out about space because you could see her from Earth.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, god, memory, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: marriage, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, stupid, Yo mama
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