Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets?
A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.