The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
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Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
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Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."
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Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
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Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
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Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
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Yo mama is so skinny... she hula hoops with a cheerio.
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Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
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