Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a weight machine and someone said "hey that's my phone number"!
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.