Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.
Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.