The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates.
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has 57.23 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: food, money, Yo mama
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: age, fart, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, the only way scientists found out about space because you could see her from Earth.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: marriage, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
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Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.
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