Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo momma’s so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, ‘Land Ho!’
Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
Your momma so fat... Her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.