The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
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Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
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Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
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Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
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Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
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Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
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Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
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Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
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