Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."