The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
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Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
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Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
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Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
Vote: has 53.04 % from 31 votes. Send joke:
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Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
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Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
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Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
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Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
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Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
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