Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.
Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.