The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, men, Yo mama
Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test and failed.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: health, student, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: sport, Yo mama
Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!
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