Your mama so old she still owes Jesus five bucks.
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball.
She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter.
Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
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Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
Yo momma is so stupid... she tried to climb mountain dew!