The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
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Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
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You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
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Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
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Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
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Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
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"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
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Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
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Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
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