The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
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Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
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"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
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Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
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Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
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Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
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Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
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Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
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