Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!