The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Yo mama is so poor that your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.
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has 52.59 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: money, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, kids, school, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: kids, ugly, Yo mama
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