Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".