The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
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Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
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Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
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Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
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Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
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You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
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Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
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