Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."