Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
Yo mama is so poor that your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.
Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.