Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.
Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."