The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.
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Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
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Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
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Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.
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Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
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