The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
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Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.
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Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
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Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
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Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
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Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
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Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
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Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.
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Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
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