Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Your momma so fat... Her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.