Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light.
When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.