Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!