The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
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You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
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Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
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Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
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Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.
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Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
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Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
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Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
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