Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.
Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her vagina's in the Axis of Evil.
Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.
Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.