The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, game, money, Yo mama
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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