Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
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You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.
Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
Yo mamma so stupid she thought Donald trump was a trumpit.
Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...