The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
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Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
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Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
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Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.
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You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
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Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she made her own landslide.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
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has 50.18 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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