Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.
You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!
Yo mama so fat she made her own landslide.
Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.