Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.
You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!
Yo mama so fat she made her own landslide.
Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.