The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!
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Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
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Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dog, fart, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.
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Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
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Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, her shadow quit.
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Your momma so fat... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"
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