Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.