The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
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You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
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Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
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Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
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Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.
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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
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Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
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"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
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