Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.