Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
Yo mama is so poor that your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.
Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.