Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.
Your momma so fat... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"