Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo momma so poor...
She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Yo Mama so old...
When she was at school...there was No history class!
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.