Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.