The best Yo mama jokes

Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
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Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!
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Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: stupid, time, Yo mama
Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dog, fart, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.
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Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
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