The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
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Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
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Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
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Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
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Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.
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Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
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"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
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Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
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