Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.