Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"