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Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
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Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
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Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
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Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
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Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
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Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
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Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
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Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
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Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
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