The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
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Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
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Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: history, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: car, sex, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.
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