Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.
Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.
Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.