The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: stupid, time, Yo mama
Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dog, fart, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, sex, Yo mama
Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, her shadow quit.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, Yo mama
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