The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
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Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
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Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
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Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
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Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
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Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
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Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
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Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
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Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
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