Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".