Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.
Yo momma’s so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, ‘Land Ho!’
Yo momma’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.