Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''