The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
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Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
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Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
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Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
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Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
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Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test and failed.
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