The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
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Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
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Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"
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Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
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Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
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Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
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Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
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Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
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Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.
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