Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.