The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, kids, school, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: geography, golf, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: car, sex, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
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