The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
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Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
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Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
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Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
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Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
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Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.
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