The best Yo mama jokes

Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
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Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
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Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.
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Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
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Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
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Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.
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Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
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