Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.
Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Mario jumps high.