Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.
Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.