The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
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Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
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Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
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Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
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"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
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Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
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Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
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