The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
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Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
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Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
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Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
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"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
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Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
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Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
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Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
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Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
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