The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
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Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
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