Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her shadow quit.
Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Your momma so fat... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.