Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.