Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet?
A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
Vote:
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.
Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!
Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.