Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.