The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, racist, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: car, sex, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
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