The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
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has 53.15 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: game, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Yo mama is so poor that your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.
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has 52.59 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: money, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
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has 52.42 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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