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Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, her shadow quit.
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Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
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Your momma so fat... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"
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Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
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Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
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Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
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Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.
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