Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
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Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!