Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.