Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
Yo mama is so poor that your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.