The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
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Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
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Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
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Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
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Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
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