Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.