The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
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Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
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Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!
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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
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Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
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Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
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Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
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Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
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Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.
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