The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde, Yo mama
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
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Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.
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Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
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Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
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Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
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Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
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