Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away all the W's!