Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.