Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
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Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out of a window.
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
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How much do I owe Yo' Mama?
My dog came home happy last night.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.