The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
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Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
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"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
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Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
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Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"
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Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out of a window.
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Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
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