Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.
Yo momma so poor...
She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Yo momma so poor...
When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator.
Meat goes in and out all day.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
Vote:
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.