The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
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has 44.04 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, death, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is the equator.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: management, stupid, time, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sport, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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