Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"
Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
Yo mama so stupid when she pays her bills she gives pennies to her cash.
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.