Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.
Yo momma so poor...
She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Yo momma so poor...
When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.