The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, math, Yo mama
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: blonde, Yo mama
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, light bulb, sex, Yo mama
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
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Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.
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Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
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Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
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