Yo momma’s so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.
Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.