Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away all the W's!
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.
Yo momma so poor...
She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.