The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
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Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is the equator.
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Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
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YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: sex, stupid, work, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, math, Yo mama
Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
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Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
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