The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!
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Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
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Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
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Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
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Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
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Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
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