The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, work, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sport, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
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has 42.26 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: insulting, racist, stupid, white people, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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