The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is the equator.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, sex, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: management, stupid, time, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dad, insulting, sex, Yo mama
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: sex, stupid, work, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, math, Yo mama
Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
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