Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is the equator.
Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.
Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."