Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!