The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
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Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
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Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
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Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.
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Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."
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Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
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