Yo Mama is like a refrigerator.
Meat goes in and out all day.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out of a window.
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
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How much do I owe Yo' Mama?
My dog came home happy last night.