Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is the equator.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!