Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.