Your mama so old she still owes Jesus five bucks.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.
Yo mama so scary, every time someone throws shots, she calls the police.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.