The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: family, relationship, Yo mama
Yo mama so scary, every time someone throws shots, she calls the police.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, cop, Yo mama
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: management, stupid, time, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
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has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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