Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama so scary, every time someone throws shots, she calls the police.
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.
Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.