The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
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Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
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Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
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Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.
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Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
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Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
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Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
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Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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