Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.