The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out of a window.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: game, sport, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid when she pays her bills she gives pennies to her cash.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: money, stupid, Yo mama
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