The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
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Yo mama so scary, every time someone throws shots, she calls the police.
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Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
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Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Vote: has 41.06 % from 41 votes. Send joke:
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Vote: has 40.95 % from 7 votes. Send joke:
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Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
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Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
Vote: has 40.67 % from 35 votes. Send joke:
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Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.
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Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
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