Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull out the pin and throw it back.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.
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Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.