The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, drunk, stupid, Yo mama
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty, sex, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she went to outer space NASA thought they discovered a new planet.
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, travel, Yo mama
What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, redneck, Yo mama
Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama so old she still owes Jesus five bucks.
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, christian, money, old people, Yo mama
Yo mama so scary, every time someone throws shots, she calls the police.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, cop, Yo mama
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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