The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
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YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, work, Yo mama
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out of a window.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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