Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull out the pin and throw it back.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.
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Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
I'm not saying yo mama is a whore but her favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!