Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.
Yo mama so stupid when she pays her bills she gives pennies to her cash.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.