The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid when she pays her bills she gives pennies to her cash.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: money, stupid, Yo mama
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde, Yo mama
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: gym, stupid, Yo mama
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: sex, stupid, work, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: insulting, redneck, Yo mama
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