The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
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has 40.93 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: music, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
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has 40.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: phone, sex, Yo mama
What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: family, relationship, Yo mama
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
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has 40.15 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty, sex, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so stupid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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