Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!
Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.