Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!
Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.