The best Yo mama jokes

Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty, sex, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!
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has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: gym, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, time, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: marriage, stupid, Yo mama
I'm not saying yo mama is a whore but her favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
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has 40.32 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
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has 40.15 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: phone, sex, Yo mama
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sport, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
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has 40.05 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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