Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."
Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.
Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.