YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama so scary, every time someone throws shots, she calls the police.
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.