Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her vagina's in the Axis of Evil.
Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!