Yo momma’s so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
I'm not saying yo mama is a whore but her favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
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Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.