Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out of a window.
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
Yo mama so fat when she went to outer space NASA thought they discovered a new planet.
What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.
Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.