Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
Yo mama so scary, every time someone throws shots, she calls the police.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.