The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.
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Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
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Yo mama so scary, every time someone throws shots, she calls the police.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
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has 41.41 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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