Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!