The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
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Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
Vote: has 42.06 % from 36 votes. Send joke:
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What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.
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Yo mama so stupid when she pays her bills she gives pennies to her cash.
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Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
Vote: has 42.00 % from 34 votes. Send joke:
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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
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Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
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Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
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Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
Vote: has 41.85 % from 28 votes. Send joke:
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Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.
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